Frighten your friends by Skeleboner this Halloween
Spirit Halloween, Halloween Express, and Fun World have decided the bones for this one. Can Skeleboner, the skeleton one-see known as a “bum”, be successful, or perhaps it will be a disappointment? The Skeleboner costume comes with a prosthetic “prick” as well as a hand pump to achieve the full skeletal erection.
You’ll be upsetting other people this Halloween when wearing our SkeleBoner costume! This funny costume comes with a black jumpsuit and a hood with a skeleton face print. It’s sure to be an exceptional costume to get you noticed, and you’ll look terrific on a raucous Halloween!
Now, as you probably know, date-rapey assholes take advantage of that inflated inflatable to hassle, poke at and yank on the females at bars and other venues. Will Spirit Halloween business and the makers of the inflatable be held accountable whenever at the scene of rape accusations in the wake of it? I can only speak for Budweiser and duct tape.
I know I’m overly sensitive on this one, but I feel like it’s a bad idea for everyone, whenever a woman wears it for the sake of satire. Although there’s surely some truth to the joke, it isn’t bad when it’s made by a guy and directed at himself, and not in a case where he uses it as a green light to poke women and abuse his privileges.
Even though it is not dangerous in any manner, I suppose it’s less risky compared to a man’s actual boner. Just read through the comments on the Spirit Halloween site, and it appears that Skeleboner has been in the niche for ten years already. One reviewer talks about how one of their children was diagnosed with Spirit Halloween jewelry and now shows it off. Skeleboner comes in teen sizes. Solid parenting is reflected there.